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Jersey Demotivational Poster

VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN - Wrong 99.99 percent of the time

TAGS: guido jersey shore mtv snookie
Rating: 3.05/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 12:37 pm
Wrong .01 percent of the time.

JERSEY SHORE - Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.

TAGS: wonks wilder jersey shore snookie
Rating: 4.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 27, 2013, 3:21 pm
Don't insult the Ompalompas. People still remember Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. In five years on one will remember Jersey Shore. They will aks "Are you talking about the Smashing Pumpkins : Adore, Demo?"
krazyivanthedivine - March 12, 2012, 5:00 pm
LMAO I hate that show! 5L


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


TAGS: hell none dream like jersey
Rating: 4.82/5

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Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Oh my gosh!! This is so awesome!!! Is there a way I can get this poster?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2011, 1:22 pm

send me a pm directly.
NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:15 pm
Is there any way I can get this into a poster?
mariand - October 2, 2011, 8:31 am
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 1:50 am

ty...i think...lol
caveman - October 2, 2011, 1:29 am
Ex5eptional stuff

MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO - Proving that men can also be dumb and famous with just his looks (and his abs).

TAGS: snookie jersey shore mtv
Rating: 1.27/5

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rerun - April 17, 2010, 9:09 pm

In the realm of douchebaggery?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
serpentmaster, you have some competition!


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:44 am
Natural Disasters: God's way of "Cleaning house".
Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


TAGS: jersey shore snooki tan trash
Rating: 4.55/5

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llamachurper - May 30, 2011, 4:54 pm

James Gandolfini -

TAGS: soprano jersey tony
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:40 pm

And then they watched Snooki and decided they wanted to be from anywhere else...

THE JERSEY SHORE - It's a first strike target

TAGS: jersey shore snooki bomb
Rating: 3.89/5

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vilnius - June 29, 2012, 8:01 am
still would be worth it
maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:58 am
One Bomb Like Bravo Would Kill Everybody On The East Coast, Bummer.

WOODLAND DEMONS - Sometimes the joys of being outside are disturbed by the creatures that inhabit the woods.

THE TAINT - Don't be bashfull with it HOZER!


TAGS: take it to the bank daddy south jersey shore rock dec 5
Rating: 3.91/5

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Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:42 pm
Now come here Randal, and pay your half of the utilities!!
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:52 am
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:59 pm
He says its a big hit for all the people from Manitoba. Everyone seems to want have some time alone with it.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:56 pm
Besides Canada?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
Ah, good than. I don't really know anyone who wants a dog that only knows ball, and good..... and ra**.
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
the poster is really good, but the puppy comment....epic
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
You are correct, sir!
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:47 pm
Quite the contrary, Random, the episode starts with Meatwad telling Frylock that he wants a dog. Or so I thought...
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
And thanks, stavro!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 10:45 pm
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:42 pm
A dog? Make it a puppy.... not one that's in the twlight of it's life.
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:42 pm
Produce, if you actually don't know what Hand Banana is, then you just put the icing on the cake for lols.
thatonechick - December 8, 2009, 10:41 pm
It took me several episodes to like it... Now Master Shake is my idol!
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
Random... I want a dog.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
It was in to the 3rd season before a friend finally broke me down enough to get me to watch it. Loved it, been a fan ever since.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:36 pm
How appropriate!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:36 pm
Don't make me sic Hand Banana on you Produce.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:34 pm
The frightening thing is that I don't smoke, and enjoy it as much as those I know who do. How's that for a dangerous mind?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:33 pm
Back to this, because simply looking at twilight, even if it is my own poster, pisses me off.
stavro1 - December 8, 2009, 10:15 pm
One word: EPIC!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:12 pm
My banana!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:11 pm
Tonight........ you.....
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:10 pm
Why is the bunny looking at me like that?
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 10:05 pm
No sir Mr. Walken! Anything you say Mr. Walken!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:03 pm
Never seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force TTH?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:02 pm
Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. Behold! [unveils gigantic robotic bunny]
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 10:00 pm
What the flying f***ety f*** are you two talking about?
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:52 pm
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:51 pm
First two minutes
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:50 pm
Did you just ruin the ending?!?!?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:49 pm
I mean, you have a time traveling Abe Lincoln, Mastodon the band singing a convenience store song, and a watermelon named Walter Melon.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:39 pm
A must-see then. Thanks!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:33 pm
Its just as random and awesome as the series. Plus it features Neil Peart, and the opening song includes the line "I will bite your torso and give you a disease". Can't go wrong with a classic.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
I was afraid it'd spoil the series for me.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
Believe it or not, I still haven't watched it.
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:22 pm
Still love the movie.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:18 pm
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:16 pm
Still probably better than here.
rerun - December 8, 2009, 9:14 pm

Isn't it snowing today in parts of Arizona?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:10 pm
Gentleman! Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!

NEW JERSEY - Might not be the best place for a country girl


THE NEW DIDDY - AK, tie and a Dada jersey. He will be famous once!

O.K. MR. RANDI - Just what is this?

TAGS: jersey devil well known skeptic james randi
Rating: 1.7/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 6:33 pm
It aint smaller zan a chipmunk. it aint bigger zan a moose, or stronger zan a bear. not faster than an ELK or more agile zan a mountain lion. Smarter than a human, of more inuitive zan a wort-hog, All of wot i've seen rotting on the side of the highway
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 6:26 pm
Itz not as if I don't bele in it. it's just zat if it exists an dlives in the forest its been run over fleeing a FOREST FIRE. If it aint been road kill it doesn't exist.